Apprentice
Apprentice

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Lesson Eleven: The Smartness Is In The Science!

Tim: "Let's talk about loyalty! They are not being loyal."
Trump: "Nicole told me she hates you."
Tim: "No she didn't, and also, she thinks of me as a loyal person."
Ivanka: "So Nicole thinks you're loyal? And the team doesn't. Do you realize you're giving us semantic ammunition even more quickly than you think you are?"
Tim: "Shut up, Ivanka. Stop interrupting me."
Everybody: "Bye, Tim!"

Trump: "You just told my daughter to shut up?"
Tim: "Sorry, I'm rude. But I feel attacked whenever people talk about my relationship that I keep bringing up and getting on everybody's nerves about it."
Trump: "Whatever. James is a good leader, and I can't fire him. Stefani, and I think you would agree, should not be fired."
Tim: "I agree with that."
Trump: "So it's you and Frank."
Tim: "Not so fast. I am awesome, I am more valuable on tasks than him, I have good ideas that rarely lose the task."
Frank: "More valuable? The fuck you say? Stefani and James, am I not awesome? Do I not do a billion things on every task that cause the win?"
Tim: "Sure, but Frank's not that smart. He doesn't have ideas or contribute anything."
Frank: "I'd rather have no ideas in my head than come up with some idea and yell until I get my way, like you do. At least I contribute actual effort."
Heidi: "James, can you honestly say that Tim's bullshit is so terribly distracting that it actually impeded your ability to design a brochure? Can you say that aloud for me?"
James: "Yeah, when you put it like that, this is an obvious setup. But I am committed to following through, because I don't want to get fired, and I'm banking on the fact that The Tim And Nicole Show is equally annoying and stupid for everyone in the room."
Us: "Everybody in the world, actually."

Apprentice

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