Tim: "Can I say something?"
Trump: "I think you'd better. James just did a masterful job of making all that shit coming out of his mouth seem appropriate, and I'm really susceptible to fast-talking snake oil salesmen like him."
Tim: "Let's be real. This show is supposedly about giving somebody a job, you want the best hire. Frank is great, we like each other, we'll be friends after this is over, but Mr. Trump, don't kid yourself. He's a moron. His skills are easy -- we let him do that stuff because we don't feel like it. He does things like set up tables and make banners. He carries heavy things."
Frank: "Do I set things up, or make them?"
Tim: "Um, you make them. I guess. That's not really what I was...did you not just hear me say about a million times that you should be fired because I'm smarter than you and I went to Harvard?"
Frank: "Obviously. The reason I'm frothing at the mouth is that I do understand that, but I can't think of a way to take you down for it, or make you sound as stupid as I feel right now, and my tongue is tied, so I'm disagreeing for its own sake, because this just got incredibly personal about stuff regarding which I'm demonstrably insecure, and have been since Day One."

James: "Frank and Stefani went to the hot dog stand and got regular people, while Tim was unable to locate his pants."
Tim: "Yeah! Another errand that Frank went on."
Frank: "The fuck?"
Stefani: "Wow, that was a dick move."
Frank: "Okay motherfucker, you know what? This is a job interview, and if you wanted to work for Trump you wouldn't be acting idiotic about some girl."
Tim: "No, that's just life! Sometimes it's crazy! Sometimes you're presented with the opportunity to mack on an ugly girl with a disgusting personality on TV, and you have to go with it, so the jocks will stop beating your piano-playing ass up! Even though that's backwards in history and no longer happens! Sometimes you just fall in fake love with a hundred cameras watching! Sometimes it doesn't matter who it is, and it could have been any other girl with no personality!"
Frank: "This isn't life, Tim, and neither is that, but that's your neurosis. This is a job interview, sir."
Trump: "So Tim, does it affect your game or not? Now you're saying this is life?"
Tim: "Whatever, I've done a good job. It's not interfering."
Ivanka: "THEN WHY THE FUCK CAN'T ANYBODY STOP TALKING ABOUT IT?"