Morning comes to the Love Palace, and Tana answers the Rhonaphone. Rhona instructs them to wait by the plasma screen, because...well, let's say it's going to end a lot like The Ring, only instead of that swampy kid, there will be Trump. Wow, Tana looks really different without makeup on. Is it possible her nose is bigger before she puts on her makeup? It seems so unlikely. Bren tells us that Magna badly needs the victory, because if they don't get it, "Mr. Trump's going to be ruthless." Oh, he'll do that anyway, silly. Both teams gather in the living room of the L-Pal to wait for something to come on the TV. Just like me on Wednesday nights. Oh, and Bren points out that he knows Magna is making Trump sad, because he has a college education himself, and they're making all college graduates everywhere feel embarrassed, apparently. I admit, they are making me embarrassed, but not for reasons that are all that different from the usual ones. They could all be eighth-grade dropouts, and I would still feel dirty.
Trump actually addresses the candidates via a camera hookup from the back seat of his limo (oh, come ON) where he is on the way to some really important function where he will probably be nodded at by Kelly and Boyfriend Bill. What Trump tells them is that they're headed for a meeting with Donny "Nipples" Deutsch, who will test them on an account for Dove Cool Moisture. As opposed to Dove Uncomfortably Harsh Paste, which went down to a surprising commercial defeat last year at this time. Trump says that at the end of the task, Nipples will decide which team did the better job. The losing team will go to the Boardroom, and somebody will be fired, blah blah. Except for Angie, who is exempt. No, really. No, really. She's exempt. Don't get any stupid ideas.
Losing all the respect I had grudgingly been willing to afford her up to this point, Audrey says that she was extremely excited when Trump revealed that they were going to meet Nipples. NIPPLES DEUTSCH! So exciting. We see all of the candidates converge on the Batcave of the Deutsch-bag himself. When they're all settled, Nipples, George, and Carolyn head in to speak to them. Nipples explains that they'll be setting up a campaign for Dove Cool Moisture Body Wash. And he wants them to approach it like "a 30-second movie." Because regular commercials don't work anymore, sophisticated public blah blah blah, can't be manipulated, blah blah blah, pay no attention to the popularity of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, blah blah blah. Nipples says that he wants to be blown away like, "This is different; I have to watch this." And the approach that will win will be the one that's -- you guessed it -- the most "out of the box." And we know how I feel about the box.