Heidi: "I can't answer, because you're dicking with me."
Trump: "Heidi, come on. It's just a question. It could be a death sentence or a smart question, depending on your answer. It's all up to you. Whoever you choose, I could always fire the other one, and then you'd have the majority of the team against you, and that would be my doing! This is awesome! Muna, your bitchiness really comes in handy."
Muna: "Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me..."
Trump: "Angela, you and Kristine and Heidi are totally against Muna, yes?"
Angela: "I guess so. I mean, right, because I picked Kristine when you asked me an entirely separate question, so at least I can see how you got there this time. A lot of times I think you're just nutty."
Muna: "Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me..."
Kristine and Muna talk over each other and beg and beg...but they're not begging Trump anymore. They're begging Heidi. She's STILL THE ALPHA! She hasn't been PM in a thousand years, but they are still hilariously in love with her! All of them! Me! They are the collective Mo to her Mercer: the first few days of this show were so intensely traumatic that they don't even know that they're bowing to her these days: it's just part of life. She is their queen because they are all crazy now. And she's working it! Like Melanie Griffith! It's so great!













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