Muna: [Breaks into a million shriveled, fist-shaped pieces, because what if in addition to no Heidi, there's also no God? Just Trump for no reason?]
Trump: "So Muna, you just asked if Heidi would give me the go-ahead to fire you, and she did. Sucks, no?"
Muna: "Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me..."
Trump: "Yeah, we're done here. Muna, you're great."
Muna, straightening her jacket, already fired: "I understand."
Trump: "I'm going to keep talking for a million years. I like how you took a risk, because I take risks. And even though that one was stupid and would never fly, it's stupid in a way I share and will never understand the fact that you were doomed the second you asked it. Which you also don't understand. So to both of us, it looks like a risk."
Muna: "I know! And I don't take risks usually!"
Trump: "Do not talk shit about risks. I just told you I take them."
Muna: "Mr. Trump, Mr. Trump, Mr. Trump, Heidi lied to you. She told me in strictest confidence, in a wildly different context, that she chooses me. I would like to submit the idea to you, moving forward, that we use this version of her answer, instead."

Heidi: "Um..."
Trump: [Babbling.]
Heidi: "Hey..."
Trump: [Babbling.]
Heidi: "Like..."
Trump: [Babbling.]
Heidi's face: "Fucking shut the fuck up, you crazy old drunk! I cannot believe how dumb you are! Why did I ever think you were cool?! I need to get my head checked! You SUCK!"
Trump: [Babbling.]
Heidi's face: "Fucking fire her! God!"
Trump: [Babbling.]

Trump: "Muna, as I said twenty minutes ago in this very room, you asked a very dangerous, risky question."
Muna: "Because I was confident! God and Heidi both said that I will become the Apprentice!"
Ivanka: "Why would you say that, Heidi? If you think Muna's a weaker player, why would you tell Muna that she was the queen of the universe? It doesn't make sense."
Heidi: "Do you know what 'hearsay' is? Of course she didn't take it the way it was intended. I wouldn't even have said that much if I thought she was this dumb and would bring it into the boardroom. I was trying to be nice! Sometimes we tell white lies!"
Trump: "Heidi, as I said twenty-five minutes ago in this very room, Muna asked a very dangerous, risky question."
Heidi: "Oh my GOD, shut up! I like all three of them, okay? Just like I liked Jenn, and Aimee, and Derek, and allll the other people named Jennifer that have been on this team. We don't go like that, we are not the rabid wolverines you so desperately want us to be, snuffling and eating each other's hearts out for your approval. We are not LIKE you. We are HUMAN."