4. An illiterate party planner from somewhere stupid screws up everything on your task, except for the HDTV presentation. Do you…

A. Throw the chick down 26 floors and under a bus, then defend the more intellectually-gifted and experienced person using only a knife and your wits. She has brokered million-dollar deals!
B. Make awesome faces at the camera and try to avoid the question until you can figure out what the cooler, "bolder" blondes think.
C. Point and laugh at the stewardess doing pushups for cash.
D. Vanish into thin air, then slip poison into everybody else's wine glasses. You're here to win, not talk to old folks!

5. Which quote best describes you?

A. "Faster and more intense!"
B. "Who's the more foolish: the fool, or the fool who follows him?"
C. "Why do I sense we've picked up another pathetic life form?"
D. "I don't believe it!" "That is why you fail."

Answer Key:

Mostly A: You are an "Utapau." Everybody's scared to death of you -- even though you haven't done anything weird yet -- because you're totally hardcore and look like you'll cut a fella, or like, suck out somebody's blood. Remember, you can never be too rich...or too emotionally extreme!

Mostly B: You are a "Tatooine." Wear desert colors, do not forget to moisturize, harvest water, and keep your head down. Nobody will know you're there, and what's more -- nobody cares!

Mostly C: You are a "Naboo." Dress like an insane freak, and marry the first chucker who comes along as long as you babysat him as a child. Molestation is the new black for fashion-conscious regents!

Mostly D: You are an "Alderan." You have total style, a taste for flattering gowns, and a secretly rebellious -- oh no! You exploded!

Clay does his team the courtesy of asking whether anybody else wants the responsibility this week, and Adam sure as hell doesn't, and Alla merely stipulates that he can be PM if he treats them with respect. Oh, and she also asks for a magical top hat which dispenses Chimay beer and Elizabeth Taylor's White Diamonds, and never runs dry. Guess which is more likely?