Heading into the Boardroom, Felisha is dressed like an entire quinceañera only sleeveless, and in yellow, and Alla is of course dressed as a Vegas showgirl. Everybody sits around for a while, getting more and more uncomfortable and staring at Carolyn and Bill, waiting for Trump to come out of the dark depths of his secret entrance, and finally -- once they're all just pretty much shivering and looking around like the ceiling is about to start slowly inching downward -- Carolyn tells them that George and Trump are gone this week. Trump is on the west coast, inspecting the Trump National Golf Course L.A. She moves to his chair and they all laugh nervously, because the fear of death is not yet erased from their minds by this amusing switch-up of expectations. Bill says she looks good over there, and I think he means to woo her. I remember when I first saw that word in Elfquest when I was like five I thought it was something incredibly dirty that I didn't know about, so it always makes me giggle stupidly. What a weird word: "Woo." I can't agree with Bill, though, wooing-wise, because although you know I feel that she is ineffably beautiful, simply effulgent, in this particular Boardroom her hair looks a bit like she just woke up, like, under the conference table. She also talks in that stilted teleprompters-are-from-the-future way Trump normally does, and it's a little creepy.
Carolyn tells Alla that, given the fact that her team has lost at everything they've ever tried to accomplish, even negating the power of Randal, she needs to get rid of her three worst team members. Both Josh and Felisha, for opposite but equally apposite reasons, are like, Oh, girl. She first names Jenthura, of course, because she has the freshest amount of Boardroom on her, and then Rebecca, because being a part-time serial killer is not the best way to win friends and influence people. So far, so good -- I'm okay with this because it will put Josh and Rebecca on the same team, and then I can buy a shirt, right? And go see them in concert? Wait, wrong show. Then, she names...Marshawn. The hell you say? I mean, I'm super-happy to have her on my -- I mean, of course, Josh's team -- but it makes me wonder if Alla is maybe still drunk from last night. What do you think Alla drinks? Champagne cocktails. Pink ones. Or something bizarre and a tad bit mistakenly pretentious like absinthe. Pink absinthe. Girl is high. Explains the clothes. Josh and Carolyn are both like, "HUH?" And again, it's for opposite but apposite reasons, because Alla just gave Mr. Sephora quite the weighty gift, did she not? Now it's a POWER TEAM, right? Josh, Jenthura, Marshawn, Rebecca, Brian...it's a DREAM TEAM! Jacob's all-star fantasy Apprentice and shit. I love how they literally cannot fail! Hell, bring Kristi back! And Ivana, I loved her too, you guys. (Luckily you don't know that.)