Apprentice
Apprentice

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Interview to a kill

Back in the Boardroom, Trump congratulates Kendra and Tana on being the final two. And...do you feel how weird that is? Kendra and Tana? It's like..."meh" doesn't even begin to describe it. It's Kendra. And Tana. There wasn't a person in the top five in the first season who wouldn't have kicked either one of their asses. Just...unsatisfying. Trump can't help pointing out that just as it happens (like magic!), they've wound up with one Book Smarts and one Street Smarts in the F2. He rattles off their credentials again, and tells them to head up to the suite, and then tomorrow morning, they'll get their big final tasks. They leave.

Kendra and Tana return to the L-Pal together. "Oh my Goooood!" Tana says, and they hug, even though they've kind of never been friends so it doesn't make any sense. Tana, on having made it to the end: "[Cock-a-doodle-doo.]" They find a bottle of chilled champagne and a photo album. As Kendra interviews, it was full of pictures of all their former teammates -- in other words, Burnett has chosen to incorporate an equivalent of the Walk of Dead Survivors into the final stages of this show, and that is not good news, because I hate the Walk of Dead Survivors. Or, as Wing calls it, "Snack Time." Anyway, they open up the photo album. They open it up first to a picture of everyone standing together before they'd even gotten to know each other. And then there is a picture of Todd, and Kendra says, "Ohhh," and Tana says, "Is that Todd?" Because she doesn't remember, because it was one hundred years ago, and Todd was eliminated before man walked upright. "Wow," Tana says, "I don't remember that much." HA! "He was a handsome man," she finally offers, because...what else can you say?

Apprentice

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