Morning. Time for breakfast at the Trumpartment, set to chipper music that sounds like the twins in The Parent Trap are getting ready to undertake another one of their wacky schemes. The doors are opened, and the team is welcomed inside. Kendra says that the Trumpartment was "bling-bling," and says that he must have been a rapper in a former life. Which is a little bit funny, actually. "I have never seen so much gold trim in my life," she laughs. Well, at least somebody said it out loud. I mean, somebody besides me. The team admires the stuff, and then Trump comes down the stairs and greets them. They gush about how beautiful it is. He seats them for breakfast, and Trump says that building the Trumpartment was more difficult than building the rest of Trump Tower. The marble table, for instance, came up in one piece up the outside of the building, and it took a special crane. Just for that. Trump also confirms that the budget was "unlimited." Yeah, I'm guessing. "The budget was unlimited, and I exceeded it," he adds. They all laugh, even though it's not funny, because they want to work for him, so that's what you do. Tana tells us that she's excited to be in front of Trump with a chance to talk to him in an "open environment." Of course, she thinks her personality will sell her. He asks them what was up with their pizza that was so good, and they talk about the meatballs and whatnot. Trump breaks the news that Domino's is actually going to make their pizza. Wowie! That really is remarkable! What a coincidence! Marketing synergy!
Episode Report CardMiss Alli: B | 505 USERS: C+
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