Troy leaves and gets in his cab. Kwame rolls his suitcase toward S4. Dum-dum! Dum-dum! Dum-dum! Da-da-da-da-da-da-dum-dum! Dum-dum! Well, you know.
Troy's exit interview is predictably lovely. He calls it "a chance of a lifetime," says he has no regrets, talks warmly about all the great people he met, and has nothing unpleasant to say about anyone. Because Troy, you see, knows that reality show fame is short, but life is long. Hear that, Katrina? No, I didn't think so.
Next week: Two cuts in the first half-hour. Yikes. Also, "two little words: Oma. Rosa." Okay, it's a horrifying prospect, but it's a hilarious preview.