Into the Boardroom. Trump asks Pepi how he's feeling, and Pepi is feeling that "Brent was a negative force that we couldn't contain," or in other words: Pepi is feeling like going home, because you never, ever say that. "He's imposing, doesn't listen, doesn't provide insight," says Brent, all true and not bullshit like the rest of what just happened, and Brent's screaming and screaming -- and looking over at Trump between every word in the shiftiest, wormiest possible way -- the whole time. Stacy rolls her eyes as Brent screams at Pepi (and names the recap): "You are chaos! And disorganization!" All of a sudden it's Pepi who is the only problem in the world, first birthday parties and five-blade razor "systems" falling and crumbling due to the waves of entropy shooting out of Pepi's person in every direction. Pepi's just like, "See?" And Brent's off again. "Pepi! If you're going to say things that aren't true..." He's getting shriller and weirder. Trump tells him to chill, and he looks to Bill for some reason, I'm guessing because he picked up at some point on Bill's rage-on for Stacy. Ivanka: "How did you guide the team?" Pepi bites the bullet: "I was a consistent leader and a good manager," he says, which I guess he has to believe, or at least say. "You were a disaster," says Trump. Word. Brent interrupts, of course: "When I was out in New York City! I created the buzz! And was a star!" Trump asks Stacy if she would characterize Brent as "a star." She says that "in a clown role," sure he was. Which is diplomatic, if backhanded, because the answer is: "Of his own movie, entitled I Am Surrounded By Meanies And May Have Just Crapped Myself." Brent shrieks about how "disrespectful!" of her teammates Stacy constantly is, and how she didn't show him "respect!" Stacy's like, "Finger in the face much, dick?"
Episode Report CardJacob Clifton: A- | 713 USERS: B-
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