Troy says that they're trying to come up with a good idea that people will bid on. Troy first suggests taking a guest to a "conservative golf course" and slagging on the way everyone is dressed, which I think actually sounds very funny -- kind of Golf Without Pity -- but the guys don't immediately warm to it. Kyan (and I just want to say, since we don't recap this show and I never get to say it, that Kyan is the hottest thing on television, as far as I'm concerned) suggests that they do perhaps a different activity, and attention turns to a night of bowling. Aww, yeah, that would be fun, too. "How many times do you get to see gay guys bowling?" Carson asks. "Ne-ver!" Heidi says, leaning over to let them look down her shirt. Out of habit, I assume, because I think she's smart enough to know it's not a "sex sells" moment. She interviews that she and Troy totally tag-teamed it and closed the deal, so I'm assuming that she actually did something during this exchange, despite the fact that we don't actually see her doing anything. She also refers to the effectiveness of Troy's "southern charm." I mean...not to pick on Heidi, but Idaho isn't "the south" so much as it is "the north." "I think I did a fucking fantastic job," she interviews. I'm inclined to take her word for it, because she does tend to have such a discerning view of herself. An agreement is reached about Gay Disco Bowling. "That's very clever," someone says, and Carson -- of course -- says, "And it involves balls." So we get a cut directly to the balls of a giant bull statue, which...was kind of tacky and obvious, but hey, not every edit can be clever in the "wry" sense as opposed to the "giant bull testicles" sense.