VersaCorp works on scheduling its pitch meetings. They call first to set up things with Tiki. Tiki-Tiki-Tiki. I could say that all day. In fact, I might. They then chat with Regis, whom Amy calls "Reege," which strikes me as overly familiar, but I suspect he's used to it by now. I don't think Regis is a guy who stands on ceremony, what with all the bellowing. Ereka explains that she is "star-struck" at the mere thought of meeting Regis Philbin. Is Ereka even on the show anymore? When was the last time she did anything? I swear, since she stopped getting in hellcat smackdowns, she's no fun anymore. They all high-five, because what could make you more of a hot hipster than an actual meeting with Regis Philbin? Except, you know, meeting someone who doesn't get seventy percent of his fan mail every week in six large bags delivered from America's largest retirement communities. Amy explains in an interview that if you bring all the candidates and their Type-A personalities into a meeting together, they have a tendency to be unprofessional and talk over each other, so they decided to split up. Ereka, Tammy, and Amy go to see Carson Daly, while Katrina, Nick, and Boyfriend Bill head off to see Tiki-Tiki-Tiki-Tiki-Tiki.

Assorama, of course, appears to be handling the phone calls alone at Protégé. Not surprising. No one else would be allowed to participate, obviously, lest someone actually play a relevant role besides The Queen. Moreover, it would not occur to her to allow anyone to do anything of significance without her, so she schedules two meetings that everyone will go to in one big gang. The meetings are with, as Assorama puts it, Russell Simmons and "Isaac Miz-har-ee." She stops. She laughs. "Did I say that right? Miz-a-ra-hee. I'll have it right before I meet with him." Yeah. Sure you will, there, kitten. On the trip to Simmons's office, there are two cabs involved, and Assorama gets a call on the Space Communicator from Jessie, who's in a cab with Kwame and is thinking that she'd like to call the charity before the meeting and get some details that might be useful. Assorama totally blows Jessie off and refuses to give her the charity's number, demanding instead to speak to Kwame. Jessie puts Kwame on the phone, and he explains again that they'd like the charity's number. Assorama refuses to give it to him, and then she actually hangs up on him. Kwame looks shocked, and he just stares at the Space Communicator, and he says nothing, but his face hollers, "Bitch just hung up on me, did you see that?" In her cab, Assorama happily snots that she had to hang up on them because they're "not listening to [her]." You know, there's been a lot of speculation on the forums that she might actually have something kind of…wrong with her…something that keeps her from being able to process the fact that other people don't exist purely to play roles in her life, and it's things like that that do kinda make you wonder. Jessie interviews that Assorama creates incredible "negative energy" everywhere she goes. "I think it would be best for the team if [Assorama] was fired," Jessie says. Jessie is all about magnanimous gestures on behalf of her fellow candidates, you know.