Apprentice
Tit for Tat

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And now, The Rise of Troy, Part Three. Troy jumps in and suggests a combination of a couple of pieces and a preview of his collection. Isaac does like this, and reacts enthusiastically. He excitedly says that he thinks that sounds like it will actually work and be fun. As Assorama tries to close the deal, she mispronounces his name. He looks absolutely drop-dead shocked. She tries to cover by calling him "baby," which I think is even worse, and really is patronizing. The very idea that she would complain about Jessie talking down to him when she got his name wrong is...really remarkable. "Forget it," Isaac says about Assorama as she addresses the rest of the candidates. "President of the Donald Trump corporation? Forget it." He frowns while Assorama isn't looking, and shoots a head-shake at (I believe) Kwame. Heh. Troy nevertheless insists in an interview that Jessie was the weak link in the task. I had that sense, too, the first time I watched it, but now...how did Jessie do worse with Mizrahi than Assorama did with Russell Simmons? I think they both were absolutely SOL until Troy stepped in, and when you add on the fact that Assorama got the name wrong? Yeah, that's...that's much worse than Jessie struggling with the content of the Mizrahi pitch.

Later, Boyfriend Bill, Nick, and Amy are in a cab, talking about Tammy. Amy tells the horrifying story of Tammy trying to get Rocco to take someone to Europe. "She's not on the same page," says Boyfriend Bill. "She's not reading the same book," he adds. Hee. Bill despairs of what will happen if Tammy fucks up with Regis. Regis is the holy grail of the VersaCorp celebrity auction, I think they are convinced. "You've gotta take her tomorrow, Nick," Amy pleads. "Out of the question," Nick flatly retorts without even flinching. Heh. Tammy is the hot potato, that's for sure. As Amy prattles on about all this frustration, Nick reaches over to shush her with his hand. "Don't shush me!" she giggles. Nick reports that Amy just recently told him that she likes a man "to take charge," bleh, and she insists that this doesn't mean shushing her. "I would actually like a man to take charge on my own terms," she says. You know, Amy, every time a woman says a dumb-ass thing like that on television, it takes me an additional week to convince my male friends that women are not all irrational and impossible to navigate, so THANKS. In an interview, she giggles about the shushing, and on and on and whatever, I'm exhausted. I will say this for Amy: She has a loud, cackling laugh, and because I have one also, I give her a point for that. One point for the horrible laugh, seriously. "Just don't shush me, baby," she says. Yuck, I was happier with the horrible laugh.

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