No such luck: dinner with Trump at the hippest restaurant in town... Spago. Are they... using a time machine to get there? Team Frank is unhappy but what else is new? The mysteriously irritating but omnipresent Wolfgang Puck will join them, which gives Derek the giggles. Heidi is proud, the PM until she loses, and now officially an Indoor Candidate. Frank shits himself with rage. Also, Heidi is the Viceroy taking George's place; before he even says it, she gleams all over. Even Ivanka loves this stuff; Stefani and Carey are not entirely pleased. Trump reminds Frank that he overexcitedly shrieked earlier that he loved the tent, and how now he gets to sleep there after all. Martin and Nicole are blasted by this; Team Heidi is horrified and joyful. Trump calls it "a case of the Haves vs. the Have Nots." Man, that's dumb. I hope he says it like a billion more times this season! James and Tim take it in stride, because they are respectable people for now. Trump weirdly mentions that they will have to conduct their toilet in the out of doors, including activities like "washing the teeth" and "washing the face" and "whatever the hell you do to yourself -- I have no idea, nor do I give a damn!" Now, that was Trump trying to make a joke about his hardassedness and also their sad lot, but forgetting that he is crazy and his mind makes no sense, so it ended up sounding like he takes his showers under general anesthesia.