Michelle spreads a little "entreprenure" having to do with real estate; her face says she's here to do business. I like the cut of her jib. Kristine -- wearing Smart Chick From The Future Glasses -- is a lawyer who deals in intellectual property and sports and entertainment licensing, mergers and acquisitions. Her BA was in Criminology! What an interesting life she is leading! After the episode I could name all eight males without stopping, and only like four of the females even after prompting. This leads me to believe it's a women's invitational this season, which is cool, but makes my job harder. Michelle's the pretty blonde one with a lot of character in her face, Kristine's the pretty blonde one with the Smart Girl glasses, Angela's the one who has clearly never worn heels in her entire life, Aimee is the crunchy looking one, and I think there are twelve other blonde women and I think all of their names are variations on Jennifer, just like every other year.

Carey's the one sane bald black gay man in all of reality TV, apparently, and he is beautiful like a supermodel, and he does event marketing and promotions, of course. Angela has gotten gold, silver, and bronze Olympic medals for Women's Ice Hockey. If you are paying attention, you will have noted that's: all the medals. She won them all! That's how good she is! But not only that, she is also a cum laude and does commercial and residential real estate. I think also she has a tattoo on her back that proclaims her as Trump's long-lost daughter, is how perfect she is. That didn't sound like a compliment, sorry. It was meant in the nicest possible way. And I'm not saying she's a lesbian, but there is a lot of gayness getting in the way of my crush on her, which could very well be 100% due to my own extreme gayness. (I don't like stereotypes and I think the female athlete one is particularly gross, but it's also, to be frank, both a numbers game and an intuitive one. Condensing fact from the vapor of nuance, as they say. Until Clay Aiken actually says to my face that he is gay, I guess he's not gay, but that doesn't mean you and I can't wink at each other and shrug about it -- and do our level best to try and keep a strong grip on the horses of our imaginations.) Trump hugs her for being in the Olympics and everybody laughs and claps for her Olympicness, and again: she has never worn high heels in her entire life, but what's weird is that I would think the hockey would make this easier. I've never worn heels and I've never ice-skated, but to my objective eye it seems like some of the same concerns would come into play.