Apprentice
To Have And Have Not

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Lesson One: Jump That Shark Like You Mean It

Trump: "Aren't you great. I might fire you but I find you strangely appealing."
Frank, as Martin and Heidi laugh at him: "Mr. Trump I understand but blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah."
Trump: "Um, whatever. James?"

Also Frank. Stefani agrees with Carey that it was a sales-plus-marketing problem, and that both should be fired. Trump describes her as vicious, but then she's a lawyer, but I'm not getting "vicious." I'm still getting "needy." Ivanka rolls her eyes in agreement with my silent judgments. Tim and Frank blah blah blah about how Tim would fire Frank over this task even though he's not the weakest link, and Trump calls Martin a "pompous ass" like out of nowhere, which was awesome, and then Ivanka asks if, since this is the first task, it was unavoidable that Frank might not task them efficiently because of not knowing their skillsets. Which is a good point in theory, except if he had been there he could have asked them. He didn't "task" anybody with anything, didn't care about their skillsets, and made zero decisions for himself, because he was in over his head. So it's a good point on the books, but has nothing to do with this. Nicole and Carey agree anyway, and Nicole is all about how motivational Frank is, and how he "did phenomenal," and Aaron calls Martin a "great guy" (lie) but has to say that Frank has the energy and skillset. To do what, I don't know. Trump repeats himself verbatim about how Frank is terrific but maybe going home. He's not going home, obviously. Obviously, he is not going home. Obviously Martin is going home, because they are both off-putting in a nearly pornographic way, but Trump is making this decision: if Donald Trump, even for one second, could grasp how horrible Frank is, and why, he would kill himself.

Frank: "Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah."
Trump: "Frank, my God. Pick your people and leave and come back and the rest of you will go to your horrible tent rather than Trump Tower or a mansion."
Heidi: "The mansion is very nice."
Tim, impishly grinning: "You're real fuckin' cute."
Frank: "Mr. Trump, Mr. Trump: Martin and also Tim, because he was the 'Sales PM,' which I just made up, and this somehow makes him culpable."
Stefani: "I am shocked by everything, all the time."
Trump: "Get out of here. Please stop yelling."

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