MONDO EXTRAS

And then, the press conference previously promised, in which Trump insists to a bunch of reporters that his proposed project will attract Charles and Diana as well as -- and don't get too excited here -- Liberace. Because Trump is, first and foremost, classy. He mentions Sophia Loren again, and the king of Saudi Arabia, and then Ivana, watching this interview up in the Trumpartment, notes to Peter Wennik that she doesn't understand why he keeps bringing up Sophia Loren. "Why, are you worried that you have a rival for his affections?" Peter asks. "You mean aside from you?" she asks. Oh, Ivana. You will stop with the whining and the dissing of the best friend! They share a chuckle, because your husband's homoerotic friendships are nothing if not hilarious, and she tells Wennik that she and Donald remain a perfect match. There's some love-related metaphor about her and Trump and windows, which I'm convinced is in here only because they love the way the fake accent sounds when she says "vindows." Wennik pretends to know what she's talking about. Of course, he's also pretending to actually exist, so, whatever.