Trump says explicitly that he's not getting rid of Dayana, so it's down to Lou vs. Dee. Walgreens loved Lou's testimonial, so that's an advantage. Trump is so orange today, you guys, I feel like I should mention that before proceeding. He's incredibly chagrined to have to fire anybody from this threesome, but his hands are tied! He cites the bad box design in his ultimate decision to fire Dee.
Limo talk: Dee implores the rest of the celebrities to stop propping up Lou. The Trumps can't see him for what he is. That's actually...the truth. Sing it, Twisted Sister.
Next week: Is Aubrey gone for good?? Um, hi, obviously not. Also, it's Lisa vs. Arsenio, followed by Lisa vs. Dayana. Lotsa yelling and anti-South America insults!
Joe R was so sure this three-hour-episode thing was an April Fool's gag. He can be reached for lavish praise and nothing but at email@example.com, and you can listen to him yammer on to his heart's content on the Extra Hot Great podcast.