Trump gathers the teams at E 54th St. rec center. The women have been on a losing streak, so he's mixing up the teams: Teresa and Aubrey join the men, while Lou, Penn and Dee join the women. So, for reference sake:
New Forte: Lisa, Dayana, Penn, Dee, Lou
New Unanimous: Aubrey, Teresa, Arsenio, Clay, Paul
Arsenio dreads having Aubrey on his team, while Lou pledges to "tolerate" the new women on his team, which seems to be more of a Lou-ism than a statement of actual malice. Poor Lisa is still stuck with Dayana, and now she's got useless Lou added to the package, so she's not thrilled.
On to the task, presented by the fine folks at Walgreens: They want the teams to promote their "better marketing through disingenuous promotion of health" initiative "Walk with Walgreens." Blah, blah, encourage people to walk 30 minutes a day, log on to the web site, get rewards points, et cetera. The teams have to create a live interactive health segment to promote to a live audience, and also redesign the membership kit. They'll be judged by the Walgreens folks as well as Biggest Loser (and Days of our Lives, though that's less pertinent to the task) star Alison Sweeney. Also, Eric Trump is a judge this week instead of Ivanka. Which means that in addition to the reptilian grin of Don Jr., we're going to be subject to ol' Kool-Aid Mouth Trump as well. The genetic dispersal of the Trump progeny is so fascinating. Ivanka really just got everything and left scraps and recessive traits for her brothers. And those qualities will get passed on to the next generation, because the Trump bros have money and are thus guaranteed to procreate. This is all going into my book Occupy Wall-Eyed Street: How America's Obscene Wealthy Class Is Making Us an Uglier Nation. Anyway, Lou and Arsenio step up as project managers, and Trump asks Lou to do some push-up for fitness. And since it's been at least three minutes since anyone paid attention to her, Aubrey volunteers to do some as well.
Penn has to leave for a comedy show in the middle of the task, so he's going to try to front-load his contribution. Lou sells his knee-replacement story to the Walgreens execs as one about learning to love walking. It IS pretty great, walking. Penn's idea is to highlight all the things you can do while walking. Lisa loves Penn as a teammate though she still sees Lou as a lump and Dayana as an annoying idiot. Penn doesn't dig Lou once again being the PM AND the focal point of the presentation, but after that story he told got the Walgreens execs all misty, that's absolutely the way they have to go. Penn basically puts the whole presentation together, and then leaves for his show.