Bachelor

Good Golly, Miss Molly

After the Final Rose Pt. 2 - I won't fall for the oldest trick in the book, so don't sit there and think you're off of the hook by saying there is no point changing 'cause that's just what you are.

Don't Let the Bastard Grind You Down

After the Final Rose Pt. 1 - Maybe I've forgotten the name and the address of everyone I've ever kissed; there's nothing I regret.

Melissa, Will You Be My Fiancée for a Little While?

Jason Brings His Son to New Zealand - Jason and his final two head to New Zealand, and Jason agonizes over making his choice -- but not before DeAnna shows up to throw a monkey wrench into the works. Man, ABC managed to keep a lid on THAT twist, didn't they? Jason picks Melissa. For now, anyway.

With Friends Like You, Who Needs Friends?

The Women Tell All - And now it's time for my favorite part of the season, the -- what's that say? "The Women Tell All"? Ugh, this is always death.

Catch Me Now I'm Falling, And Falling, And Falling

New Zealand - Jason has overnight dates in New Zealand with each of the remaining girls. He and Jillian are on the edge, with Molly he actually falls, and he's in hot water with Melissa.

This is What It Sounds Like When Doves Cry

Hometown Dates - Ah, the most excruciating part of the season: the time when the bachelor goes to the homes of four perfectly nice families and lies to them about his feelings for their daughters.

Sincerely Yours, Jason

Jason Breaks The Rules - Jason's going to have to toughen up a little to be able to eliminate three more women before putting a ring on someone’s finger.

And You Can Tell Everybody This Is Your Song (But You Probably Won’t)

Bachelorettes Compose Songs - It’s the most romantic date ever, and the most shocking rose ceremony ever! Jason doesn’t give out the final rose! Well, technically, I suppose what would have been the penultimate rose became the final rose, but... anyway. It’s the most amazing whatever ever!

Chunderstruck

Private Performance by Kate Voegele - The sniping continues, with Natalie employing a scorched-earth policy after her ouster, leading to bickering between Lauren and Megan, causing poor, sensitive Shannon to toss her cookies.

The Goodyear Pimp

One Woman Makes A Premature Exit - Jillian and Melissa get group dates, earning roses, while Molly stands out in the group date by yanking Jason aside to stick her tongue down his throat.

The Old Bachelor Thread

The Bachelor/ette Spoilers: Who's Kissing Whom?

The Bachelor In The Media: Roses And Lemons

The Bachelor/Bachelorette Grassy Knoll: After The Final Edit

Unspoiled Speculation (May Include Promos)

Host Chris Harrison: Just A Minion Or On The Rebound?

Notes To & From The Mod

DeAnna: This Thread Is Breaking My Heart

Questions: How Are These Women Not Already Married?!

"My Eggs Are Rotting!": Best Bachelor & Bachelorette Quotes