Back at the house, Jade and Hillary go through Jenni's suitcase to find her modeling portfolio. Hillary is pissed that Jenni is trying "to advance her career," and it makes her second-guess why Jenni's really there. First of all, it's no excuse for going into Jenni's things. Second of all, like anyone's going to get a modeling contract from appearing on The Bachelor -- won't happen, and if it did, it…wouldn't be Jenni. Cute girl, seems pretty sweet, not a model, let's leave it there. Third of all, jealous much? Hillary snots that she hopes Brad can see through that. Well, so do I, but if he sees through that, he'll see through your "integrity of the process" bullshit to the fact that you're threatened, so how about you spend a little less time worrying about Jenni, and a little more time styling your hair in ways that don't make your face look like a Buzz Lightyear doll?

Beach house. Brad excuses himself and Sarah and takes the rose with him. Left behind, Jenni and Solisa commiserate with big fake smiles about how they didn't call that. I didn't either; Sarah is annoying. Stephy, completely absorbed in trying to retie her cover-up, is like, "Me neither. …Wait, what?" Hee. I don't know why I like her, but I do. Down the beach, Sarah accepts the rose. Jennterview: We just kissed, so that's lame. Lindsey tells the others, "I think she's fake." Someone else is like, "Really?" and Lindsey's all, "Who can seriously be that happy all the time, come on." Aaaaand Lindsey is awesome. Lindsterview: Credit to Sarah -- her shit worked, my be-myself shit didn't.

Hot tub. Jenni offers another cheese-ola toast before Brad says he wants to hear "the craziest thing each of you has ever done." Lindsey's like, I don't skinny-dip so don't get your hopes up; Jenni's like, "First time is tonight," and starts clapping, but she's kidding, I think. Solisa, not so much. She jumps up all, "Speaking of which!", runs out of the hot tub peeling her top off, and dashes down towards the water and out of camera range. Some of the girls cheer her on, but mostly everyone -- including Brad -- is like, "Enjoy. …So anyway." Nobody follows Solisa, or even starts to. Oh, Solisa. When she returns to the deck, she's all, "Crazy, huh?" Brad's like, "Uh…huh?" Solisa 'etterviews about how she had to make her mark before the Rose Ceremony. Good thinking, professor.