Bachelor
Bachelorettes Compose Songs

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And You Can Tell Everybody This Is Your Song (But You Probably Won’t)

They chat about being in a serious, committed relationship, about having kids, and getting married. You'll never believe this, but Molly does not think Jason's already having a kid will be a problem. "I have to make sure it's not just her eyes I'm attracted to," says Jason.

Back at the house, Naomi gets the doorbell -- it's a date card for the group date. Jillian, Lauren, Shannon, Megan, Melissa and Naomi. Something about "playing doctor." That leaves Stephanie and Nikki duking it out on the two-on-one date. Nikki tells Stephanie that that makes her want to cry: "I don't want to go against you!" she says, wiping away tears. Oh, god, here comes Niagara Falls again. In an interview she talks about Stephanie's edge, since she's already a mother and has that bond. I think a bigger edge for Stephanie is that she's not crying her damn eyes out all the time.

Meanwhile, back at the cheapskate date, Jason has loaned Molly some of his comfy clothes for another surprise: a campfire and tent in the backyard. "We can make s'mores!" he says. So they drink wine on the back grass [Wine and s'mores? - Z], and then Molly talks for about five hours on how much she likes Jason, and how he's with Ty exactly the way she hopes the father of her children will be. They start kissing, but I think Jason was just trying to shut her up.

He picks up the rose and says he's really enjoying getting to know her. "The more I know, the more I like," he says, and reminisces over all the minutes they've known each other. "But..." he says, but he's just adding that there's more he needs to get to know, and offers her the rose, only she practically has a heart attack over his use of the word "but."

Anyway, she says yes to the rose, and also yes to his casual invitation to camp out in the backyard, and they go in the tent and close the flap, and if they're going to pretend to have sex they could probably do it someplace a little more comfortable.

Back at the house, Shannon, in her bathrobe, notes Molly's suitcase still by the door and says she's going to wait up for her. She's going to be there a long time, as evidenced by us hearing Jason marvel at how soft Molly's skin is. Shannon lies on the couch with Stephanie sitting nearby, wearing more outfits from her Hot Pink I'm Totally Not a Mother In My Thirties collection, until Stephanie decides to head to bed. More kissing and light moaning back at Sex Tent, with Shannon falling asleep on the couch.

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