Bachelor
Bachelor

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Miss Alli: C | 559 USERS: B-
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Aloha, Oy

The love-SUV pulls up at the Olympic Park. Our lovebirds climb out. Andrew unnecessarily tells us in an interview that they arrived at the Olympic Park to go bobsledding, which I guess is an update for those of you who tuned in right at that very moment, and thus missed the part where he told Kirsten that they were going to the Olympic Park to go bobsledding, as well as the part where they pulled up by the big sign that said, "OLYMPIC PARK." I guess redundant systems are the key to any successful endeavor, after all. Particularly if there seems to be a high possibility of intermittent intelligence failures, if you see my point. Andrew explains that Bonnie Warner, a former Olympian and current attentionmonger (apparently), gave them a bobsled lesson and a couple of rides. Bonnie explains that she'll be driving and they'll be riding, and they'll be going 80 miles an hour. Bonnie says that she's driven fighter pilots and a Formula One driver, and they all tell her it's the most intense thing that has ever happened to them. That is only because they have never experienced a rose ceremony, of course. This is what Andrew is thinking as he chuckles indulgently at the nice Olympic lady. She was in the Olympics, but she doesn't know pressure like Andrew knows pressure.

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