In light of the relative enjoyment Ol' Hatchetface is getting out of rappelling now, I am reassessing my belief that she wasn't faking her fear of heights. Anyway, they make out on the way down, and finally touch down by the pool. "It was absolutely a overwhelming bonding experience," Brad tells us, and then they jump in the pool, which Pinhead Brad does with all his clothes on, even his jacket, and now Ol' Hatchetface is telling us that nothing that any of the other women have done with Brad can compare to what they've just gone through, and now she is punching the air and now she is ... throwing gang signs? And in the pool, the two of them are drinking champagne and kissing, and now it looks like she's sliding down for a little underwater head. Stay classy, The Bachelor!
Dinner time, with the two of them looking up at the building, and congratulating themselves for doing it, even though they were completely wrapped up with wires to the degree that there was no possibility they were going to fall. Anyway, now they are talking about Ol' Hatchetface's divorce, with Brad asking if she's brought any men around her daughter, who is named Brielle or some such, and Ol' Hatchetface says she has brought the few men she's dated around because it's important that they get to know Brielle, and Brad says he wants to meet Brielle.
And now they are talking about whether they are ready to get married, with Brad admitting that if it comes down to two women at the end of the show, and he doesn't see "forever" with either of them, he'll walk away again. "I don't see you with any of them." "Is that so?" he says, amused. "I see you with me," she says.
Back at the house, Chantal and one of the other women talk about how crazy Ol' Hatchetface is, to the extent that Chantal even does the Psycho music with the stabbing motion.
And back at the pool, Brad goes off to get the date rose, and Ol' Hatchetface talks to us about how she wants a husband and all that, and you get the sense that she's one of the contestants who just wants a husband and not this particular husband. He brings the rose back and tells her "This is an easy one," and then says a bunch of sincere bullshit about how he sees their day-to-day life with him taking care of Brielle and hopefully more kids. Anyway, he gives her the rose and she accepts, which means that we're going to see Ol' Hatchetface for at least one more week, and I'd really like to know what I've done to deserve such punishment.