But hey, no use worrying about Ashley, because it's not like Brad is actually going to wind up married to any of the women anyway. But I guess they're still going to go through with the final episode, which is happening in Capetown -- "a place I consider one of the most exciting cities in the entire world, a place I've always wanted to go to," says Brad. I'll just leave you with that: that Brad considers Capetown to be one of the most exciting cities in the world, even though he's never been there.

Daniel is a writer in Newfoundland with a wife and a daughter. He just got back from a trip to London and Paris, where he managed to forget that such a thing as The Bachelor exists. Follow him on Twitter (@DanMacEachern) or email him at danieljdaniel@gmail.com.