But hey, no use worrying about Ashley, because it's not like Brad is actually going to wind up married to any of the women anyway. But I guess they're still going to go through with the final episode, which is happening in Capetown -- "a place I consider one of the most exciting cities in the entire world, a place I've always wanted to go to," says Brad. I'll just leave you with that: that Brad considers Capetown to be one of the most exciting cities in the world, even though he's never been there.
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