Brad and the Women Go to South Africa

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Daniel: F | Grade It Now!
"What's Wrong with You? Tell Me."
hough he just said that he always thought Ashley would be in the final two. And his way of making the two remaining women comfortable is to start talking about what a great woman Ashley is. As usual, Brad tries to make it seem like what just went down happened because he's so awesome and respects Ashley too much to make her go through a rose ceremony in which he's not going to give her a rose. The only problem with that explanation is that the whole fucking point of every rose ceremony in every episode in every season of The Bachelor is that some of the women are not going to get roses.

But hey, no use worrying about Ashley, because it's not like Brad is actually going to wind up married to any of the women anyway. But I guess they're still going to go through with the final episode, which is happening in Capetown -- "a place I consider one of the most exciting cities in the entire world, a place I've always wanted to go to," says Brad. I'll just leave you with that: that Brad considers Capetown to be one of the most exciting cities in the world, even though he's never been there.

Daniel is a writer in Newfoundland with a wife and a daughter. He just got back from a trip to London and Paris, where he managed to forget that such a thing as The Bachelor exists. Follow him on Twitter (@DanMacEachern) or email him at

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