In the limo, Michelle wipes away a few angry tears and settles in for a nap. She refuses to boohoo about how Brad was the one who got away and how she'll never feel love again. It's the ultimate "Piss off" to the producers, and I give her kudos.
Next week: Brad meets the families, including a tour of his potential burial plot courtesy of Shawntel and Emily's daughter spotting him for the d-bag he is. Go Ricky, go Ricky!