Brad finally arrives and barely notices Shawntel standing there looking pretty. He tries to focus, but Shawntel insists on giving him a tour and pointing out the couple crypts and asking about his plans for his funeral and giving him a tour of the crematory. He suddenly realizes that if he marries Shawntel their everyday conversations would be about death and embalming. Speaking of embalming, Shawntel wants him to pop up on the table and she'll give him a little sneak preview of what will happen to him if he chooses embalming. She makes him lie down and she tells him about the whole process of embalming from incisions to grabbing carotids and draining and then pumping them full of chemicals. Brad is really freaked out, but keeps pretending that this is all totally normal and if didn't keep clenching his jaw and his eyes didn't dart around like a trapped animal, it would be almost believable. Shawntel takes him to the quiet room and tries to sell him a funereal wreath while explaining that as a funeral director her job is to upsell the family while comforting them in their time of need. Brad is impressed with her character. He is also ready to leave right now thank you.
After all that, Shawntel brings Brad home to her family. They live in a nice home with large roses in front. Shawntel launches herself into her mother's arms and a bunch of squealing ensues with two younger sisters ogling Brad. They all sit down to dinner and things take a turn for the awkward when Shawntel's dad mentions that he can't wait for his daughter to take over the family business. In Chico. Shawntel takes a deep breath and tells her family that she is falling in love with Brad and if he chooses her and if he proposes then she is moving to Austin and not taking over the family business. This doesn't go over super well, as you can imagine. Shawntel takes her dad aside for a talk and he gives her a full on guilt trip about how her teacher's son died and she wasn't there because she was on this reality show. She doesn't cry or anything but coolly reminds him that she is a grownup who can make her own life choices and he gets what he gets for naming her Shawntel. Seriously, people, you up your chances of your daughter being on a reality show about 70% if you name her Shawntel. The father and daughter rejoin the group and assure everyone that they are good. No one believes them. Brad looks at his watch and is all, Hey will you look at that, it's time to go! And bolts. Shawntel stops him on the lawn and tells him that she's in love with him. Obviously he doesn't say it back as that would violate some Bachelor bylaw so she forces him to kiss her for awhile and then he flees. Needless to say, there was no mention of Brad wanting to stay or seeing a future with this family. In fact, if Brad gives Shawntel a rose after all of this, he is a glutton for punishment and may have a few more issues to talk over with his friendly neighborhood therapist about it.