Back at the house, it's the date box, which actually looks like a date bongo. It's some sort of boating date. Sheena VOs about having a chance as the girls try on sailor hats.
…Oh, dear. Back in Frisco, Hillary's grip has somehow vanished; she's all melty makeup, apologizing for crying, and Brad is carefully wiping away her tears, which is pretty cute and also guaranteed to make her cry more. She's going on and on about wanting to get married and not expecting to meet someone like Brad, and then in her 'etterview, she's still crying and still talking about how she just wants to love someone who loves her for herself, and again, we've all felt that, but honey, if it's all close to the surface like that, you really really super extra need to not drink champagne on a date with the guy. Bubble therapy = bad. Hillary says she's sorry and manages to laugh at herself; Brad tells her not to apologize.
At the house, everyone's like, Hillary's got that shit in the bag -- kind of joking but not really. Then there's the time-honored "I'm not here to make friends" comment from McCarten, who is at least forthright enough to admit that she doesn't know Hillary very well and doesn't really want her to come back to the house. DeAnna seconds this in an 'etterview, and then back in the group, she says it again: "We're all here for the same guy; how hard is it to say you want her to go home?" Well, seriously.
Hillary is still crying. Now it's about how she's glad to have met Brad. Brad abruptly excuses himself, and as his VO says that the date isn't what he expected but he thinks Hillary has true feelings for him, he walks over and grabs the rose off the salver. Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad. She does have true feelings for you, to wit: 1) loneliness; 2) desperation. He tells her he likes that she showed "real emotion," and she accepts the rose. Then they go to the Ghirardelli chocolate "factory," and they're making sundaes, I think, and Brad's like, "Sprinkles?" and she's like, "We call them jimmies," which is one very tiny cool thing that I could say about Hillary, that she calls them "jimmies." Hillaryterview: I wanna kiss him so bad! Brad tells her she looks beautiful, and now that she's cried off some of her makeup, she does look prettier. They kiss. It doesn't look all that hot, but it's hard to tell because her big overdone hair is hiding most of it from view. Hillaryterview: I'm falling in love with him. Sars: Shut up, Hillary.