And now Lisa P., whoever that is, says she guesses Brad wasn't where she was, or something. She's going to find someone, and ... oh, now she's crying. Lisa P., you're way better off!
Inside, Brad says he knows his wife is in this group, but they're going to have a hell of a ride getting there. And then they toast, and then we launch into the sole redeeming aspect of the season premiere: the final ten minutes consist of "coming up this season on The Bachelor!" scenes that I categorically refuse/don't need to recap! I mean, really, none of it is anything that NEEDS to be recapped, in the grand scheme of things. Can I go now? Yeah, Seal is singing "Kiss From a Rose." I definitely need to call it a night.
Daniel is a writer in Newfoundland with a wife and a daughter. He maintains the only thing Brad Womack has to answer for is being responsible for a season of The Bachelorette centred around DeAnna Pappas. Follow him on
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