Back at the Malibu Dream House, it's time to stop showing clips and start the clock for Aaron's fifteen minutes. He arrives in at the mansion in a charcoal suit and brown shirt. His tie is the same color as the suit, but shiny. Ick. He's definitely not gay. Chris greets him and asks him if he's "ready for all this," as if he were about to jump a motorcycle over a canyon and not get his mack on with twenty-five women. Chris and Aaron head through the house to some patio furniture in view of the pool for an "interview." Chris asks Aaron why he agreed to do this. Aaron contradicts what he said in his previous interviews by saying that he's been out dating and looking for "Mrs. Right" and that this was all just good timing. Chris asks Aaron what made him take the step of being on this show. Aaron says that the women have a lot "going for them" already because they're obviously "outgoing and adventurous." Let me translate that into the words of my new boss -- who is the coolest boss to ever walk the earth and I'm not just kissing his ass because I found out yesterday that he's a TWoP reader -- when he explained why he liked watching this show: "The girls are really, really hot and tend to take their clothes off." Aaron also says that it's a "bigger pool of people" than he'd ever meet in Springfield, Missouri. Twenty-five? There aren't twenty-five women in Springfield? If he means there aren't twenty-five women who would hurl themselves at his feet in the hopes of a kind word or two, that I could believe.