So then Jason sits around with the hosers making jokes about their Canadian accents, and I'd just like to point out that saying someone has a "Canadian accent" is like saying someone from the south or someone from the Bronx has an "American accent," and meanwhile Jillian says something was "seriously missing," which was her grandmother. And we don't know why granny's not there, but she isn't. And then she is! "I literally catapulted up off the couch," says Jillian, like what is it with this woman and misusing "literally" in regard to medieval weaponry?
Grandma says "oh my goodness" and "oh my god" over and over. In an interview, she says Jason is a gorgeous guy, and she'd been planning to take Jillian up to Northern Alberta to marry her off to a Ukrainian. Grandma has a present for Jason: Joe Boxer underwear with the Maple Leaf all over it. Yes, because nothing makes you more comfortable when meeting your girlfriend's family for the first time than Grandma giving you underwear. She puts it on his head, or she just can't tell the difference between that and his ass. She says he won't be sorry if he marries into the family because they're "the craziest bunch." In an interview, he says the funny genes definitely run in the family.
As Jason gets ready to go and DO THIS ALL OVER AGAIN THREE MORE TIMES, Jillian talks about how he did great. "I'm very proud of him and I would love to go to the next level with him," she says, adding that she's aware she could get her heart crushed, but the more she spends time with Jason, the more she falls in love with him. For his part, he calls her "unreal" and says, "To have someone in my life, why would I want to let that go?" BECAUSE THERE ARE THREE OTHER WOMEN. THAT'S WHY. THAT IS EXACTLY WHY. They kiss and Jason leaves, off to ingratiate himself into the lives of at least two more families he doesn't plan to join. "The bar is high after today's date," he says, adding that he can't imagine a date going any better than that.
But now we're in Grand Rapids, Mich., where Molly is waiting for Jason on the golf course. She says she hasn't seen Jason in a few days, so she's probably contracted scurvy by now. We talk again about how her parents' approval of her boyfriend is very important for her, because her last boyfriend strained her relationship with her dad, so she's not going to date someone they don't like. "If it's a no-go for her family, I'm sure it's a no-go for Molly," says Jason. I still don't understand this. I mean, if they didn't like the guy because he was an asshole, shouldn't the goal be to not date assholes? Because if he was a good guy and they still didn't like him, then I wouldn't exactly be depending on their approval.