And then: "In three weeks, it's the most dramatic season finale in Bachelor history," Harrison tells us. Oh, damn, I knew I shouldn't have said anything about the promos.
During the credits, we watch Gia's mom give Jake a Tarot card reading. Wisely kept out of the main show, as it makes her grip on reality seem even more tenuous than it already did.
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