Elsewhere, Elizabeth is veering between being upset at what's going on and being angry at her bullshit being called out (not that she sees it that way). "I can get a date any day of the week. I'm here to find love," she tells us. Well, since Jake's the only option, you're really here to find love with Jake. If it's love you want, you're better off looking at a wider range of options.

Ali tells us Vienna is selfish, and then tells Vienna that she doesn't think it was right that Vienna went for one-on-one time, especially given that she has a rose. Vienna truly does not seem to get it. Elizabeth freezes her out as she stomps by to have a good cry in the bathroom. "I'm not just some fish in a pond, waiting for a hook. I'm very selective. I'm twenty-nine years old and could have had a husband by now," Elizabeth tells us. It's never fun when a beautiful woman is told for the first time that her shit does indeed stink, is it? She says she's choosing him and not the other way around. Man, is she confused about this show.

Michelle gets more one-on-one time, where she tries to justify the kiss, tries to justify her bullshit behavior and recalibrate her reasons as he points out the inconsistencies in her justifications. Even with her ship rapidly sinking, Elizabeth says she'll be surprised and shocked and hurt if she doesn't get picked.