Then Melissa and Molly each tell us how badly they want to marry the guy who's cheating on them. Although, to be fair, at this point he is cheating with only one other woman instead of several at the same time, so I guess he's currently the most faithful he's been to either of them.

So then some woman named Emily shows up to show him some rings. Try not to fall in love with her too, guy. While she shows him a bunch of rings, he says he was trying to figure out which ring represents "them."

So: time to make the biggest decision of his life. "I am completely torn between two women," he says. We see the women getting ready. Molly is like "oxygen," he tells us: "You can't get enough of it." Actually, you can. Moron. And Melissa has the biggest heart of all. We see him close the ring box. "I've made my decision. I know what I'm going to do."

Melissa does her hair and tells us she does believe in fate. Molly gets her dress ready and says in a perfect world, he'd be telling her that he loved her. In an interview, Jason tells us that being in love with two women "sucks." Well, for one thing, we wind up with television shows like this. He looks like he's about to start crying. But by this point, I've come to think he's a big faker. There he is getting Ty ready as well. He puts on his suit jacket. I'd be listening to what he's saying, but I'm just substituting classic scenes from my favorite movies in my head. It's much better this way. My way has a Hanson brother saying, "I'm trying to listen to the fucking song!"

Molly puts on her blue-purple dress, and Melissa puts on her cream dress, and they head out to the limos so they can ride out to either Proposal Point or Execution Escarpment. Melissa calls it scary and says she's not ready to lose him.

And then there's Jason walking out to his spot and saying that after everything he's been through, it was all worth it, and says something about this being a reward that he and Ty need.