They're all doing some wine tasting, when Suzanne excuses herself to "go wander" around. What the heck does that mean? Did she have to go the bathroom? As she leaves, Christi rolls her eyes up to the heavens as if God had answered a prayer for her. Anindita notices this, and calls Christi out on her nonverbals after Suzanne is gone. Christi plays dumb. Angela tells the camera that she didn't think Anindita was deliberately trying to cause trouble, but was simply a little more "forward" than she expected. Essentially, Angela is agreeing with Anindita without saying as much. Is Erin still on this date? Did she grab a parachute and jump out of the jet?
So Suzanne returns in all of five seconds. There has to be a big editing jump here, or else this whole fight is fake. She couldn't have even been out of earshot. So then Christi leaves, and Anindita fills Suzanne in about Christi's behavior. Aaron even agrees with Anindita's summation that Christi gets "stressed" whenever Suzanne leaves, so I don't believe he doesn't know what's going on. He even looks a little annoyed with Christi. Suzanne looks shocked and surprised. Aaron tells the camera that he didn't expect to see the women "show their true colors" so soon. Consider yourself lucky, then. And given what happens during the upcoming rose ceremony, Aaron must suffer from color blindness.
Why am I now watching The Man Show? Oh, this isn't another recording accident. The women left back at the Malibu Dream House are jumping up and down on a trampoline while wearing very little clothing. I have my tape paused on a close-up of somebody's boobies. How romantic. Feel the love. It's like a fairy tale. You remember that wet t-shirt contest in Cinderella, don't you?
The third gift box arrives for the women. We see one of the women bring the box in. And then Shannon explains to us that the third gift box arrived. God, we saw the damned thing! Will somebody smack whoever is responsible for the repetition? Smack him three times, because that's apparently how long it takes for him to understand things. In this gift box are stupid little plastic beach toys you give to your six-year-old nephew to play in the sand so he doesn't run into the ocean and drown. There's also some blue rope. This is going to be a kinky group date, I think. It's about time. The final group of five, Hayley, Shannon, Brooke, Brunette Heather, and Kyla are going to a beach and boating. Brooke shrieks and her boobies bounce up and down. Boobies!













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