Byron walks back to the main house for lunch with the three women who helped him decorate. Andrea immediately starts catering to Byron by making him a sandwich. Krysta interviews that Andrea is "like a lovesick puppy dog." Byron interviews that emotion is already "coming into play," and that this is going to be a difficult decision. Just once, I would love for The Bachelor to be like, "Well, this first elimination should be pretty easy because there are a couple of loons and a couple of real dogs. Then it will get more difficult." After taking one bite of his sandwich, Byron announces that he's going to leave to get ready for the date, which won't be happening for, like, five hours. It would be funny if he walked out the door and spit out the bite of sandwich, and then fed the rest to his dog. Tanya interviews that they all wondered who Byron would choose for his date that night, and that they all wanted the opportunity to get to know him since there is going to be a Rose Ceremony soon.
Krysta angrily tells another woman that she wants to go on the one-on-one date tonight. Byron interviews that he wrote out an invitation for his date and put it on a podium by the pool. Krysta spies it and runs over to get it. Hey! No running by the pool! The wet concrete is slick and you could fall...oh, wait. It's Krysta. I don't really care if she falls. Krysta grabs the envelope and dances around until the rest of the women join her for the big announcement. She pulls out a slip of paper and says that Cheresse will be joining Byron on a date. The women scream and clap. I guess the drugs wore off, because they are back to their manic state. Andrea has a look on her face like, "How could he not love me? What did I do wrong? I made him a sandwich!" Cheresse interviews that she's excited about the date, but also nervous, because she fears that it means that Byron is unsure whether or not she should stick around.
Krysta complains that Byron didn't choose her, and wonders what she did wrong. Um, spoke? Showed your face? Wore an ill-fitting bikini? Krysta interviews that she was disappointed. She pulls another woman aside and says her stomach is flipping. The other woman tells Krysta to steal her moment. Krysta realizes that she needs to "get [her] A game on" and that "this has all been warm-ups." If she's been this obnoxious during warm-ups, I can't imagine what comes next. Will she just walk around naked? Wear a sign that says, "I'll blow you if you choose me"? Murder all the other women in their sleep? Tell me you can't see her doing any or all of those things. I'd actually like to see the producers tells Krysta and Andrea that they are the final two and that they have to take out their competition in order to win. That would be a show worth watching. It would be like Series 7, except that the women would be in bikinis, and talk about "connections" all the time.









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