Chris. Blah. Speech. Andrew. Blee. Following his heart. Christina. Bleh. She just turned sixty.
And here we go:
Kirsten, will you accept this rose? Well, not if Bill offers her an even prettier, redder one first. Where he is.
Tina, will you accept this rose? A kiss on the cheek says it's the last time she'll have a chance either way. Which is kind of too bad.
Jen, will you accept this rose? Sure. Nothing's blooming up by her house anyway.
Christina hugs the other girls and walks outside with Andy. She does certainly seem to be in shock. They sit in front of the house, Andy saying, "There was just something that was missing that I was trying so hard to find. I think that maybe you felt it a little." Christina shakes her head forcefully: "I had no clue." Ouch. She then finds the strength to nod and tells him, "You're making a big mistake." Oh, aren't they all? He puts her in the limo and great TV ensues when she loses it, telling us, "He's making the biggest mistake of his life. That's for sure. He's probably just afraid of me." That's totally it. That and the crappy pastry. ["Christina, sweetie, this isn't Survivor. The Bachelor doesn't vote out the girl he thinks is the 'biggest threat.'" -- Wing Chun] Inside, the three remaining "ladies" toast somberly, as Christina goes off on a search for the man who will love her before she is old and...oh, well. Time's up.
I'm not around next week. Be good to the sub, don't act up, and bring a sharpened pencil because you WILL BE LEARNING. See you in two weeks.