Back at the Malibu Dream House, Brunette Heather gets her cattiness going in the kitchen and asks Ryan how many women contestants he thinks have boob jobs. Ryan says two-and-a-half. The women are confused and laugh at his response. He explains that he's not sure about one of them. I was sort of hoping that he'd tell them that one of the absent bachelorettes said she had to get a mastectomy because of breast cancer and had to get a reconstructive implant. That would shut them up. Anyway, everybody believes that Kyla has implants. Can Mormons do that? Why am I asking? There's always a huge gap between how members of religions are supposed to behave and what they actually do. I'm not even going to try to figure out why a woman who is so proud of her virginity would feel the need to enhance her breasts. Gwen is the other suspect. One of the women insists that Gwen has had "lifts." What the hell are those? Never mind. I don't want to know. ["In case any readers do, that probably means she had surgery to make her existing boobs higher and perkier." -- Wing Chun] Ryan says that Gwen was the "half." Interestingly, nobody seems to realize that this means that there's one other person that Ryan thinks has implants, which means she's probably in the kitchen with him.

Back at the beach, Aaron and the others all surf. Actually, they most assuredly do not surf. They have surfboards and wetsuits, but none of them knows how to surf at all. Essentially, they've got portable diving boards. As the sun goes down, Aaron gives the women a group hug and thanks them for helping him "abuse the waves." My eyes roll. Gwen observes in an interview that they got the "nonromantic date." You go to your beach with your friends and family. But what about when people put in their personals that they like "long walks on the beach"? Is that just a line? Are you saying that they don't mean it? I'm scandalized. Gwen worries that Aaron thinks of her as a "buddy."

Back at the Malibu Dream House, the third Martha Stewart gift box has arrived. The women open it up to discover that it's the invitations for the second group date. Brunette Heather reads the group date list -- Angela, Shannon, both Heathers, and Christi. Heather takes great pleasure in announcing Christi's name as a fellow group-dater, but nobody really pays attention to that because they've just determined that this means Brooke gets the second solo date. The women all coo over Brooke as if she had just showed them her engagement ring. Melissa explains in an interview that she and Ryan both think Brooke would be the perfect match for Aaron.