Bachelor
Bachelor

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Matt Takes Six Women on a Group Date

Marshana, Holly and Amanda retrieve another box outside the mansion, to find out the one-on-one date is going to Amanda, while Holly and Marshana are going to duke it out. Marshana says she's not ready to go home yet.

Back at the tennis/tea, Matt's ready to give out the date rose, which goes to Chelsea, for kick-ass tennis, looking good, and charming him with her "beautiful nature." "Was what we had nothing?" complains Ashlee in a talking-head. I imagine her writing nasty things about Matt in her Note Tote during her spare period after History this afternoon. Chelsea is thrilled, seeming to not have actually expected it.

So Amanda's nervous, getting the hiccups while Holly does her hair. "I wanna be hot," she says, as the other women watch her get ready. She says she wants to be the hot bad girl. I support that!

Since the group date was very British, the one-on-one is the exact opposite. Brazilian? No, American in the '50s. They're going to a Jackrabbit Slim's-type of diner. "Did you pick this out?" she asks him, and he doesn't confess that it was the producers who did, and says he's always wanted to do this. "When you're not American, this is like gold," he says in a talking-head.

At the diner, the coveted rose is right on the table. He asks if she thinks he's conservative, and she says she thinks he's like her: "A tough girl." Matt, you're a tough girl. They try some dancing, and Matt's not very good.

Back at the mansion, there's a large stock pot on the front door. Shayne reads the card, something one a rose, and one stays and one goes. Marshana bitches about the situation, and says every one of the women would prefer one or the other of her or Holly to go. "Every man for himself, we want both of you guys to go,"

Says Robin. In a talking-head, Marshana starts crying, she's so stressed. It's a cooking date, and Robin actually throws a whisk to the floor, she's so freaked out. Not the whisk! How will you stir your eggs for fluffy omelets? They should make Matt's decision really easy by showing him this footage of Marshana losing her shit.

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