And that's it. Well, that's not entirely it. There are still a million media interviews to convince us how much they love each other until the relationship falls apart and they never see each other ever again. Over the closing credits, we get a montage of Helene talking to Aaron during all their make-out sessions. Heh. That's hysterical. That actually makes me like Helene a little more, because she refuses to play Aaron's game. Plus, I do the same thing.

And now, the most shocking epilogue ever! Just kidding. Anyway, when I agreed to recap this show, not only was I unemployed, I was certain that the show would bomb because of what happened after the first season ended, and that it would get cancelled after four episodes at the most. I know. Boy, was I wrong on that prediction. Anyway, now I've got a time-consuming full-time job, and American Idol is heading back to the airwaves soon and it looks like Firefly may last the whole season. There's no way I can recap three shows, one of which will be airing twice a week. So when Trista returns for her second chance to make a mockery of romance, it's going to be Djb rocking the recaps. But, don't worry; Djb has previously recapped Roswell, The Real World Boston, and Push, Nevada, so when it comes to recapping shows where people say the same things over and over again and nothing ever happens, Djb's an expert. So you're in good hands.

Happy Holidays, and don't fall in love with a Chipster.