Bachelor
Bachelor

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We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off

They kiss for a while, and then Sean brings out the Pimp Card. AshLee reads it, and then they look at each other for a while, and Sean carefully explains to us (and her) that his intentions are just to stay up all night talking, with no distractions. "I think it'll be a good time for us," he says. She agrees it's important to have that time, but she doesn't want to appear to have crossed any boundary. And then she accepts his invitation, and they go back to the fantasy suite and talk about how far they've come, and AshLee tells him what her ring size is, and credits him for fixing her broken spirit. And not just her spirit! "This man has literally healed my broken heart," she says, promising to devote her entire life to making him happy. Well, he's gotta like that!

Ao Nang Beach now, where Sean does this weird thing where Sean pretends not to know that Catherine is running up behind him to tackle him. They're going to take a nearby junk to see everything the region has to offer, which apparently means a gorgeous backdrop in which they can talk about being vulnerable and weird and goofy. Sean asks her if she can move to Dallas. "I'm pretty expired in terms of Seattle," says Catherine, whatever that's supposed to mean. Sean reminds her that she has, you know, family in Seattle, and Catherine is basically, "My sisters were total bitches to me last time we talked anyway, so whatever." No, really: She's mad that her sisters were concerned that she wasn't rushing into marriage, and she talks to her friends more about relationships anyway, so she's prepared to stick it to her family by moving to Dallas to marry this dick. And it makes me sad that Catherine -- not exactly a slouch in the looks department -- seems boggled that Sean is even attracted to her.

Then they go swimming and make out, and Catherine talks about how today has been a "blessing," and Lindsay had also talked about being "blessed," and I think the women are picking up on Sean's constant references to "praying" and responding accordingly.

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