After the women bust on poor, sweet, poetic Kari for not making any kind of move on Jason, the bachelor himself strolls in to pluck Molly away for a chat. She tells him she's getting butterflies now when he's around, and he tells her not to be nervous. Fearful that she appears to be anything other than what he wants her to me, Molly starts blathering. "It's a really good, comfortable nervous," says Molly, impressively doing her best to put the "moron" in "oxymoron." He says some shit, she says some back, and they start kissing again, with Molly gushing in an interview about his soft, sweet kisses.
She goes back to the group and tells them that Natalie said there were some not-nice people in the house, and the rest of the women take a break from talking shit about Natalie to cluck their tongues over how awful Natalie is for talking shit about other people. Megan piously says she would just bow out gracefully, so I guess it was another Megan who likes nothing better than to point out how not-ready all the other women are to be married or mothers. Shannon says she feels like she could throw up, and she looks like it too.
After the commercial break, Shannon has scurried off to her room, with a concerned Jillian knocking on the door to see if she's okay. Shannon appears to recover enough to be available when Jason wants some one-on-one time, which she then squanders by whining about how hard the last couple of days have been without face-time with Jason. She says last season when she saw him with DeAnna, she wanted to jump through the television, and she cried, and she wants to lie on the couch with him in her pyjamas and ask how his day his been, and other such I'm-already-way-too-obsessed-type of stuff. Jason tells her to "keep that going" because he is mean or an idiot. "I just want to be real. I'm real," she says. And how do you express just how ready you are to be a mother? Don't just say you're ready. Say you're "so" ready.
Jason has a boring conversation with Stephanie about how great the date was, and then she asks him to close his eyes, and she leans in and kisses him, and thanks him for the beautiful memory, and she goes on like this with the gratitude for Jason that I had to stop typing because I was throwing up too much.
In the group, Megan is talking about ... oh, who cares. Who REALLY cares. Someone comments that Lauren is being awfully quiet, and in an interview Lauren talks about how bad some of the women were upon finding out that Natalie was gone, and she hopes she gets a chance to talk to him.