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Chunderstruck

Silence for a moment, before Erica says she's shocked, since she thought they all got along. That's hilarious, given her run-in with Megan, but her little speech about Natalie seems to be an attempt to chalk Natalie's comments up to bitterness on the part of the person who really wasn't right for Jason, as opposed to any of them still left. Nikki joins in with the, "yeah, we've worked everything out" bullshit, with a "what you talkin' bout, Jason!" look on her face. Megan pipes up to say she was really disappointed to find out people had been "talking trash" about her. How surprised could she have been, since the women tried to vote her out the very first night? "Lauren threw me under the bus with Jason. That just made me feel like I need to be a bitch," says Megan in an interview, without offering any reason as to what her excuse for being a bitch has been before now. Then again, she's probably just feeling out of sorts because it's been a while since anyone has praised her or thanked God that Megan is in her life.

Megan blah-blahs, and then Lauren blah-blahs, and so does Erica, and then Chris asks who has a problem with Megan: "Because obviously someone does." Lauren says this isn't the time or the place to get into it, which kinda gives the answer away right there, and she and Megan bicker for a little bit about it, while Molly looks uncomfortable and Shannon rolls her eyes a million times. Lauren says she just offered Jason her opinion. Megan says she didn't tell Jason anything she's not comfortable sharing right then and there. Shannon stomps off, saying, "I hate it here," and heads for the bathroom, while the other women pretend to be concerned. From the bathroom, we hear Shannon barfing. Out of respect for her puke, we don't even get any, "Coming up!" scenes heading into the commercial break. Finally, someone on this show reacts the same way the audience does.

Jason knocks on the door. "Hey, Shannon, can I get you anything?" Breathsavers? Scope? She comes out, saying she was really sick, but she's okay now. "Everybody reacts to situations differently," says Jason. Megan, in an interview, wonders why Shannon just can't have fun. Instead, she's all, "'This sucks. This is so hard.' That's all I hear out of her fuckin' mouth." You stay classy, Megan. Remember, you're a role model who lives to serve, and who doesn't go a day without being praised. Oh, and Shannon's a selfish, self-absorbed, high-maintenance piece of (bleep). It's comforting knowing young women have someone like Megan to look up to.

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