http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/ en Copyright 2009 Wed, 04 Mar 2009 09:58:24 -0500 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/ http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification After the Final Rose Pt. 2: I won't fall for the oldest trick in the book, so don't sit there and think you're off of the hook by saying there is no point changing 'cause that's just what you are. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_bachelor/after_the_final_rose_pt_2.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_bachelor/after_the_final_rose_pt_2.php Wed, 04 Mar 2009 09:58:24 -0500 After the Final Rose Pt. 1: Maybe I've forgotten the name and the address of everyone I've ever kissed; there's nothing I regret. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_bachelor/after_the_final_rose_pt_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_bachelor/after_the_final_rose_pt_1.php Tue, 03 Mar 2009 10:39:51 -0500 Jason Brings His Son to New Zealand: Jason and his final two head to New Zealand, and Jason agonizes over making his choice -- but not before DeAnna shows up to throw a monkey wrench into the works. Man, ABC managed to keep a lid on THAT twist, didn't they? Jason picks Melissa. For now, anyway. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_bachelor/jason_brings_his_son_to_new_ze.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_bachelor/jason_brings_his_son_to_new_ze.php Tue, 03 Mar 2009 10:13:08 -0500 The Women Tell All: And now it's time for my favorite part of the season, the -- what's that say? "The Women Tell All"? Ugh, this is always death. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_bachelor/the_women_tell_all_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_bachelor/the_women_tell_all_1.php Tue, 24 Feb 2009 09:06:48 -0500 New Zealand: Jason has overnight dates in New Zealand with each of the remaining girls. He and Jillian are on the edge, with Molly he actually falls, and he's in hot water with Melissa. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_bachelor/new_zealand.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_bachelor/new_zealand.php the bachelor Tue, 17 Feb 2009 16:23:57 -0500 Hometown Dates: Ah, the most excruciating part of the season: the time when the bachelor goes to the homes of four perfectly nice families and lies to them about his feelings for their daughters. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_bachelor/hometown_dates.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_bachelor/hometown_dates.php Tue, 10 Feb 2009 11:03:06 -0500 Jason Breaks The Rules: Jason's going to have to toughen up a little to be able to eliminate three more women before putting a ring on someone’s finger. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_bachelor/jason_breaks_the_rules.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_bachelor/jason_breaks_the_rules.php Tue, 03 Feb 2009 09:48:36 -0500 Bachelorettes Compose Songs: It’s the most romantic date ever, and the most shocking rose ceremony ever! Jason doesn’t give out the final rose! Well, technically, I suppose what would have been the penultimate rose became the final rose, but... anyway. It’s the most amazing whatever ever! http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_bachelor/bachelorettes_compose_songs.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_bachelor/bachelorettes_compose_songs.php Bachelor The Bachelor Tue, 27 Jan 2009 09:22:31 -0500 Private Performance by Kate Voegele: The sniping continues, with Natalie employing a scorched-earth policy after her ouster, leading to bickering between Lauren and Megan, causing poor, sensitive Shannon to toss her cookies. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_bachelor/private_performance_by_kate_vo.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_bachelor/private_performance_by_kate_vo.php Bachelor The Bachelor Tue, 20 Jan 2009 09:40:58 -0500 One Woman Makes A Premature Exit: Jillian and Melissa get group dates, earning roses, while Molly stands out in the group date by yanking Jason aside to stick her tongue down his throat. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_bachelor/one_woman_makes_a_premature_ex_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_bachelor/one_woman_makes_a_premature_ex_1.php Wed, 14 Jan 2009 10:04:29 -0500 Jason Mesnick Begins His Search: Jason Mesnick, having already seen first-hand what a great way this show is to find love, comes back on to get his revenge on twenty-five women. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_bachelor/jason_mesnick_begins_his_searc.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_bachelor/jason_mesnick_begins_his_searc.php Mon, 12 Jan 2009 10:35:26 -0500 "Matt Faces an Excruciating Decision": Or at least be engaged for a little while until I get sick of your baby voice? http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_bachelor/matt_faces_an_excruciating_dec.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_bachelor/matt_faces_an_excruciating_dec.php Tue, 13 May 2008 09:34:56 -0500 "The Women Tell All": When you subtract clips from previous episodes and clips from the upcoming season finale, all that's left on this is about five minutes, most of which we saw in previews last week. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_bachelor/the_women_tell_all.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_bachelor/the_women_tell_all.php Tue, 06 May 2008 09:44:17 -0500 A Trip to Barbados: Amanda learns that "I'm falling for you/I'm dumping you" cannot both be true. But that's after Chris pimps out her and the other Bachelorettes in Barbados. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_bachelor/a_trip_to_barbados.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_bachelor/a_trip_to_barbados.php Tue, 29 Apr 2008 09:57:15 -0500 Matt Becomes The Victim Of A Prank: Matt meets the family of the four women he's still leading on, I mean, "still has a connection with." Careful when you meet Lorenzo, Matt. He was framed for murder, and now patrols the badlands. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_bachelor/matt_becomes_the_victim_of_a_p.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_bachelor/matt_becomes_the_victim_of_a_p.php Tue, 22 Apr 2008 09:20:57 -0500 The Women Arrive in Sun Valley, Idaho: Matt takes the girls on a ski trip, there's lots of falling, and falling in lust, and two girls get left out in the cold. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_bachelor/the_women_arrive_in_sun_valley.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_bachelor/the_women_arrive_in_sun_valley.php Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:11:45 -0500 Matt Takes Six Women on a Group Date: Matt plays tennis with six of the bachelorettes. With sexy results! He has dinner with Marshana and Kelly. With sexy results! He and Amanda go swing dancing. With sexy results! http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_bachelor/matt_takes_six_women_on_a_grou.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_bachelor/matt_takes_six_women_on_a_grou.php Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:21:12 -0500 Three Women Are Eliminated: Ten women play rugby on the group date, it's like a stupid Super Bowl halftime event, only lamer. Shayne drinks wine, Holly goes to a movie, and everyone hates Robin. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_bachelor/three_women_are_eliminated.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_bachelor/three_women_are_eliminated.php Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:14:33 -0500 Group Dates: Fashion Show/Las Vegas: I want to kiss Matt as much as you do. You have succeeded, and I have not. This means you are a whore. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_bachelor/group_dates_fashion_showlas_ve.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_bachelor/group_dates_fashion_showlas_ve.php Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:53:50 -0500 London Calling: Matt Grant and twenty-five bachelorettes meet each other, and the winnowing begins. Acceptable: biting off chunks of aluminum cans. Unacceptable: stuffing your undies in his trousers. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_bachelor/london_calling.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the_bachelor/london_calling.php Tue, 18 Mar 2008 08:12:36 -0500