Then Sean and Harrison bro-bond over how Tierra almost ruined the whole experience but thank god that wench wasn't successful, amirite? And then for some reason we talk about Ashley P., which is the woman who was really into Fifty Shades of Grey, and she kept telling him over and over again about how much her mother is into him. "At that point, I realized, OK, she's just smashed," Sean tells Harrison. And once he knows she's a drunken slut, it's easy for him to get rid of her. Harrison says he had Ashley in the final four in his Bachelor pool, and I hope his joke is both a) As if such a thing exists and b) as if he would put weirdo Fifty Shades in the final four.
And now there is awkward banter about Catherine passing him odd notes about how hairless his arms are. And then he uses "literally" correctly, so hooray for that! Also, Catherine was able to fit into the wheelwell of the snow bus they rode on the ice bus. And here's Daniella doing an impression of Chris Harrison. "She does a better Chris Harrison than Chris Harrison," says Sean. Your sense of humour is amazing, Sean!
And then we watch RIDICULOUS footage of Sean and Lindsay CROWD-SURFING at that stupid country music concert they went to.
And then Harrison asks if he's ready for the overnight dates. Sean is ready, but also nervous, because he, as per usual, is falling for all of these women and he has no idea who he's going to send home. At any moment you're expecting him to mess up and say "Line?" and check a cue card offstage. Harrison asks Sean about viewers' expectations of what happens in the fantasy suites. Sean says it's a great chance to spend time with the women alone, without any cameras, and whatever other bachelors have done, he doesn't know. Harrison basically then asks if Sean is going to have sex with the women, and Sean says it's nobody's business. "A gentleman to the end," says Harrison, and that's about all I can stand. I have a limit, and this is it. I'm going to have to recap the last couple of episodes when they actually happen, so I'm not going to recap the preview here.
Daniel is a writer in Newfoundland with a wife and a daughter. The end is in sight. Be strong, people, and we shall make it through. Follow him on Twitter (@DanMacEachern) or email him at firstname.lastname@example.org.