Limo 5! Ashleigh trips and falls into his arms. She's a big, bouncy blonde with absolutely nothing to say. Kirsten tells him that Jillian was very stupid, and says that her best friend has something to share with him, and she'll tell him inside. Can't wait. Stephanie is a dance teacher and asks for the first dance. Sheila wears her sunglasses at night. She gives the aviators to him since together they are a pair of aviators. What? That doesn't even make sense. Michelle turns her arms into wings and pretends to fly over to him. She wants to become his co-pilot and wants to be one of his passengers. These ladies need some help with their metaphors. That's the girls. Phew. Jake tells Chris his wife is in there. Gag. That Dramamine isn't even coming close to helping
Now that we've met the women, it's time to play a little game that I like to call, who slept with the crew member? Since the big buzz this week is that someone gets kicked off for breaking the rules and slutting it up with someone off-camera, I've been trying to figure out which girl is that trashy. My money is on Rozlyn. Something about her bleached blonde hair, her fake personality and the "z" in the middle of her name just makes me wary of her. If it is Elizabeth from DC, I will be very disappointed in her. So far she's one of the few I like.
The ladies are all inside talking about how perfect he is and how they want to strip him naked. Seriously, the guy will take his shirt off at the drop of a hat. It isn't hard to get him to be naked. I'm surprised he's kept a suit on this long. It's been like 15 minutes since we've had a gratuitous shot of him showering or running or swimming. I wonder if the ratings have dropped. Jake walks in, apologizes for being nervous and then tells the ladies he's looking for his best friend and wife and wants them to all have a lot of fun. Tenley asks him the deep question of how nervous he is on the scale of one to ten. Original! Then Ashleigh tries to talk about her pilot lessons or whatever and says she wants a direct flight to romance. OMG. These cheesy puns are out of control. I can't take it. Is this what it is going to be like all season? Did the "on the wings of love" slogan give them free reign to make bad puns? Vienna weirdly reminds me of that Jessie girl from NYC Prep, like she could be pretty, but there's something weird going on with the eyes. Ali is the first lady to get pulled aside for a one-on-one. She stumbles and rips her dress, but he catches her, and she's really excited. She is very scared of flying and has skipped out on vacations because of it. He says he can make her comfortable flying. She tells the girls that she's keeping her ripped dress as the day she fell for him.