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I've Got You Under My Skinny Dipping

Anyway, Courtney tells us that she plans to make good on her skinny-dipping promise, and so she hangs out outside Ben's door when he arrives. "I don't know if he's ever skinny-dipped with a model before," she says. I tell ya, no one's as impressed with the fact that Courtney is a model than Courtney herself. "I hope I'm a vision for him after a hard day," she says, adding that she wants to be a sight for sore eyes, and after having had to look at Elyse all day long, he must have pretty sore eyes.

So they sit on the couch and chat, with Courtney all "Hey, no biggie, but since we're in Puerto Rico, let's go skinny dipping" again. This time he agrees, so they head down to the beach, and the way people pretend the cameras aren't there has never seemed so weird as this scene, where they strip down and head into the surf, naked as the day they came into this world. Courtney tells us she's worried the other women will hate her if they find out, but then again, that's not why she's there. I find it hilarious that Courtney wants us to think she gives a shit about whether the other women hate her or not.

Cocktail party time! While Courtney is gloating about how confident she feels, Ben is feeling at least a little guilty about Courtney rubbing her shiny body all over is while there are several other women there that he needs to explore relationships with.

Ben chats with Jennifer about -- well, I'm not sure, but he says "so rad" a couple of times so we're moving on. Blakeley, still feeling unsure, gets a little emotional talking about how she's happy for being on this journey, whatever happens, or something. Ben, based on her nonsensical ramblings, is pleased that she's opened up like this, and starts kissing her. But at least he correctly says he's "done a 180" instead of "done a 360."

More alone time! Rachel! Lindzi! I think Courtney is in a castle tower somewhere, looking down at everyone's interactions.

Then in a group, Courtney brings up skinny-dipping, so everyone can talk about how freeing it is, and Jennifer asks where everyone's ideal place to go skinny-dipping is, and Courtney says, "In Puerto Rico, in the full moonlight!" and you know she's crushed that no one is figuring it out yet.

And now Emily is telling Ben how much she didn't think about Courtney this week, which is a bad sign right there. And then she says she stands by what she said, that Courtney is a weirdo, and shows Ben a different side than the rest of them see. Oh, this is painful. Is Emily working on her PhD in obliviousness? Ben firmly tells her to "tread lightly," and here comes Niagara Falls with Emily in an interview. I feel her pain, though, in the sense that all the awful things she's saying about Courtney here, as far as what we've seen on the show, are true.

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